this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Excellent writing reference for all my writer friends ;]
MAY JESUS BLESS YOU YAS THIS MEANS A LOT TO ME THAN YOU THINK
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
are you ready to get
In Australia, call 13 11 14
In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354
In the US, call 1 800 273 8255
In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
October means this kind of stuff.